I lost my sole (part 2)

"It's total welfare world 2008"

I lost my sole.....

Isn't that a little suggestive in the morning?

When I'm just trying to get some iced tea...

Lunch Break

While heading out to lunch, walking to the parking lot with a co-worker:

Co-worker: Are you tired?

Shamon: Yeah, but I'll perk up after lunch. After I pound a few ice teas, I'll be all sassy and jazzy!

Mr. Belvedere

Co-worker 1 and co-worker 2 are having a conversation about the tv show classic Mr. Belvedere.

Coworker 1:So was Mr. Belvedere like the family's butler or housekeeper?

Coworker 2: Yeah, I think he was like the caretaker.

Shamon: Or Resident Pedophile.