Shorty Got Low

KT: My sister was singing some song about apple-bottom jeans and boots with fur...

Co-worker: Yeah, that's "Shorty Got Low" by Nelly. He has that jean company called Apple Bottom or something.

KT: I'm clueless.

Co-worker: Google it.

Co-worker: Oh, it's by Flo Rida and T-Pain. It's like a stripper song.

KT: Ahhhh, that's why I like it.

The Garage

"I'm going to buy the hair gel today 'cause it's pay-day."

$OCD

Co-worker: I'm all paranoid now. I don't want to touch money.

KT: You should eat it. It's gross. Put a nickel in your mouth. It's all BARFGHHH!

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

CR: Wouldn't a normal person say, "I'm going to the X games."? Not just "I'm leaving early at 2:30."

KT: Well, you didn't ask. The less info the better. Don't ask; don't tell.

Zatch Gassifinasky

Co-worker: You have to read this Zach Galifianakis article. It's so funny.

KT: I will. I'll take it home tonight. I'll put it in my chuckle bucket.

Post-carmageddon

"I'm changing it to caramel-geddon 'cause it was so sweet."

Carmageddon

1) "I call it demo-lick-a."

2) "I'm going to volunteer with Cal Trans this weekend...I already have a helmet."

Patch Adams

"My doctor's really smart 'cause he's all sunburned. Like a circus clown."

My Hero

Co-worker: You're an AG [ass-gasket] hero!

KT: Rest assured, I am.

Sigalert

"I have to look at Snag-alert. Well, that's what it is. Snagalert.com"

Walk-about

Shamon: I think I'm going to take a walk around the block...Not to be confused with rocking around the clock.

Co-worker: Or been around the block.

Shamon: Yeah, or New Kids On The Block!

June birthdays

Co-Worker: How do they say Happy Birthday in South Africa?

Colin: Well, in Afrikaans, it's gelukkige verjaarsdag [pronounced kha-lukkikh-farr-yaars-daakh].

Shamon: I thought she was married to Harrison Ford.

Uh-ohhh!

Co-worker: It's so cold in the bathroom.

Shamon: Are you trying to set-up a meeting in the Ladies room?

Anyone for tennis?

Shamon: Do you have any tennis balls?

Co-worker: Yeah.

Shamon: Can I have one to sit on? My back is killing me.

Co-worker: Sure.

Shamon: Are you sure you don't mind?

Co-worker: Yeah, I mean, you can keep it. I don't want it back.

Shamon: Ahhh...I'm so offended. I zorry; I'll replace it.

Sugar rush

Co-worker: Mmm...M&M's!

Shamon: Yeah, but you wouldn't like them 'cause I got them from the filth tunnel.

"Shut up. Whatever. I know Toto. So, there."

Sugar & Spice

"I don't like the coffee sweet, and I like the curry spicy. So, back-off, you guys."

Cinco de Mayo aka Stinko de Lick-rig

"Sometimes when you guys aren't paying attention to me, I pour water down my neck."

How The West Was Worn...by Michael Jackson

"This is pre-moon-walk."


Installation at the Autry

Cowbell vs. Hotel bell

"Colie dolly vs. ringy dingy"