Jealous?

A job well done

Tandem Parking

Co-worker: Can we switch cars?

Shamon: Yeah, but can I go to the bathroom first though?

Co-worker: No! Just kidding.

Shamon: It's ok. I'll just pull over on PCH. It's all martyr-world.

Spanish Translation

Co-worker: How do you say the command "You go!" in Spanish?

Shamon: I believe in turn of the century Spanish it's "SHAMON!"

Turning on her desk fan...

"I'm going to turn on my this."

What musical artist/band inspires you?

Shamon: Leslie & the Ly's, Wendy Carlos, Tom Bell

Co-worker: I've never heard of any of those. Who's Wendy Carlos?

Shamon: You know, she's like a tranny keyboard player from the 70's.

Whole Foods

Co-worker: Have you seen the biodegradable forks they have at Whole Foods that are made from potatoes?

Shamon: Yeah, I have some. It's potato fantasy yum-yum flatware.