Funsour Seeds

Shamon: You know what the good thing is about funsour seeds [aka sunflower seeds]?

Co-worker: Hmm?

Shamon: Some of them taste like steak.

The Loo

Shamon: "It smells like Bubbles' cage; it's been a long day"

Co-worker: "Long day, huh?"

Shamon: "No, the bathroom has had a long day."