Curry Lunch Buffet

1) "When it comes to curry, I don't wait for anybody!"

2) "Hi, my name is Colin, do you have a 2-car garage?"

Whuck??

Funsour Seeds Part 3

There are sunflower seeds in my phone.

Craig & Joey

Bananas

Co-worker: Do you want a vrot banana?

Colin: Oh sure. My tolerance for vrotness is way beyond anything you Americans can handle.

Colin vs. Shamon

Colin: What was it that I said yesterday that could have been a Colinism for the site?

Shamon: I don't know; I don't even remember this morning.

Colin: It's my goal to get 5 Colinisms on there, then I'll colonize the site!

It's Set To Ventucky

What? Jealous?

Booooze

Shamon: They always have strong drinks there.

Co-worker: Where?

Shamon: You know, the Elks Lodge or the Moose Lodge. It's full hammer time.

Funsour Seeds Part 2

Co-worker: Wow, you went through that bag of sunflower seeds pretty quick.

Shamon: Yeah, it's all chipmunk fantasy.

Alfa World

On the phone with Collie Dog: "Your front head light is out. If you were behind me on the PCH, I'd give you the big THIS."