La-di-dah

Scoring toilet seat covers

"Now we're back on the safety train!"

Hooker Blues

"John Lee Hooker is giving me gas!"

The Tweekend

Co-worker: "Have a good weekend, Colin."

Colin: "I will. And, don't tell me what to do!"

Hoarding

Colin: "Does any one have folders for the meeting?"

Co-worker: "Yeah, I do."

Colin: "Thank God someone's a hoarder."

Release The Kraken!