Curry Lunch

Shamon: Like the Fabulous Thunderbirds said, "Wrap it up, I'll take it."

Waitress: Whaaat?


Later when the to-go bag is presented to Shamon...

Shamon: Hey, there's a hot dog in here!


Even later, when valet tickets are being stamped...

Co-worker: Did you get validated?

Shamon: Spiritually? Emotionally?

Jonesing

Shamon: Excuse me for interrupting, but can I have some crack [aka sunflower seeds]?

Dolls

Shamon: I'm going to take some meds immediately!

Co-worker: Nice!

Shamon: AKA lickety-split

Add It Up!

"Sweet mother of Jesus, this thing ties!"

Whaat???