Pig tails

"What? Don't make fun! They're from my cheerleading competition this weekend....at the Senior Center."

TiErsreverDnaTiPilf

Co-worker: I was putting together this desk from IKEA, and when I was almost done with it, I realized that I did it wrong. Two of the legs had to be flipped and reversed.

Shamon: Per Missy Elliott.

Keenan Cahill

"Not to be confused with Kato Kaelin"

Crazy Lady

Shamon: She's really crazy.

Co-worker: Oh rad.

Shamon: No, not the fun kind. The deflating kind.

Vanity Fair

Shamon: Did you get your new Vanity Fair?

Co-worker #1: Yes!

Co-worker #2: The one with Cher on the cover, right?

Co-worker #1: Yeah, she looks all weird. Why is she wearing a leotard?

Co-worker #2: To promote BURLESQUE I guess.

Shamon: It's a Cher-tard.

Shut Up!

Don't look down on me because I eat in the alley.

Funsour SNAGGLE