True Blood

"I'm starting to liven up here. The sun's going down...it's all vampyre world."

Gumby All Liquorfied

The Adventures Of Shamon

"I gotta put my shoes back on...like a normal person does...at work. I'm not down here by the river like Huckleberry Finn."

Boooooze

1) Co-worker: I had a bad experience with gin once.

Shamon: Yeah, sometimes I go off it too. But, you've got to get back up on the horse! [Rings bell!]


2) "I can't do brown alcohol. Bourbon, whiskey, scotch; uh-uh. I got in trouble once...like life-altering trouble...Just kidding...Sort of."







3) Co-worker: So, what's the philosophy with the globe bar; the rules?

Shamon: Mine is don't get me started.