Uh-ohhh!

Co-worker: It's so cold in the bathroom.

Shamon: Are you trying to set-up a meeting in the Ladies room?

Anyone for tennis?

Shamon: Do you have any tennis balls?

Co-worker: Yeah.

Shamon: Can I have one to sit on? My back is killing me.

Co-worker: Sure.

Shamon: Are you sure you don't mind?

Co-worker: Yeah, I mean, you can keep it. I don't want it back.

Shamon: Ahhh...I'm so offended. I zorry; I'll replace it.

Sugar rush

Co-worker: Mmm...M&M's!

Shamon: Yeah, but you wouldn't like them 'cause I got them from the filth tunnel.

Mobile Time Capsule

"Shut up. Whatever. I know Toto. So, there."

Sugar & Spice

"I don't like the coffee sweet, and I like the curry spicy. So, back-off, you guys."

Cinco de Mayo aka Stinko de Lick-rig

"Sometimes when you guys aren't paying attention to me, I pour water down my neck."

How The West Was Worn...by Michael Jackson

"This is pre-moon-walk."


Installation at the Autry

He Works Hard For The Money

"It's tough working 2 jobs, supporting 6 cars."

Cowbell vs. Hotel bell

"Colie dolly vs. ringy dingy"