My Hero

Co-worker: You're an AG [ass-gasket] hero!

KT: Rest assured, I am.

Sigalert

"I have to look at Snag-alert. Well, that's what it is. Snagalert.com"

Walk-about

Shamon: I think I'm going to take a walk around the block...Not to be confused with rocking around the clock.

Co-worker: Or been around the block.

Shamon: Yeah, or New Kids On The Block!

June birthdays

Co-Worker: How do they say Happy Birthday in South Africa?

Colin: Well, in Afrikaans, it's gelukkige verjaarsdag [pronounced kha-lukkikh-farr-yaars-daakh].

Shamon: I thought she was married to Harrison Ford.

Hip to be...

Shamon: That's so L7.

Colin: What?

Shamon: That's so square.

Colin: Oh my gawd. That's pathetic.

Colie's Choice

"I don't know what's worse. Double black scotch or the new Radiohead album!"