It's always something

"Oh my gawd; I left my wallet. It's always something. I need a man purse."

Zatch Gassifinasky

Co-worker: You have to read this Zach Galifianakis article. It's so funny.

KT: I will. I'll take it home tonight. I'll put it in my chuckle bucket.

Post-carmageddon

"I'm changing it to caramel-geddon 'cause it was so sweet."

Carmageddon

1) "I call it demo-lick-a."

2) "I'm going to volunteer with Cal Trans this weekend...I already have a helmet."

Patch Adams

"My doctor's really smart 'cause he's all sunburned. Like a circus clown."