Turning on her desk fan...

"I'm going to turn on my this."

What musical artist/band inspires you?

Shamon: Leslie & the Ly's, Wendy Carlos, Tom Bell

Co-worker: I've never heard of any of those. Who's Wendy Carlos?

Shamon: You know, she's like a tranny keyboard player from the 70's.

Whole Foods

Co-worker: Have you seen the biodegradable forks they have at Whole Foods that are made from potatoes?

Shamon: Yeah, I have some. It's potato fantasy yum-yum flatware.

As she's leaving Coffee Bean...

"It's all sleepy-time bear world in there."

Picnic Trifecta

1) Co-worker: Are you going to the picnic?
Shamon: Yeah, only to do the robot and then leave.

2) Shamon: How many tickets can you get driving to the picnic? Seven.

3) Shamon: Yeah, the picnic was really fun until the giant robot showed up and took all our Fritos.

Too Much Coffee

"I need some water. I'm totally spinning out."

Easter Yo-Yo

Co-worker: "You sort of do this and jerk it."

Shamon: "That's what she said."

Frenchie Talk

Co-worker: Do you speak French?

Shamon: Parlez vous Francais? Oui.

Co-worker: You do?

Shamon: Un poquito.

Iced Tea

"I better drink up my iced tea and get all caffeinated. So, I can go back to work and raise hell!"

House Party

Co-worker: Shamon, you should have a party at your place in Ventucky.

Shamon: Yeah right; it's all lights out at 8......... AM! Heyyyyy!

Snack-time

Co-worker: "Enjoy your soup."

Shamon: "I will. I have some sweet tobasco in my purse too. Never leave home without it."

Drool

Co-worker: "My poor old cat is really sick. She can't close her mouth, so she drools a lot."

Shamon: "Been there. I think it was one weekend in San Francisco in 1994."

More Kentucky Derby pics

The Dentist

"My dentist gave me black dental floss. Jealous?"