True Blood

Co-worker: Did you see True Blood last night?

Shamon: Yeah, I watched 4 episodes in a row and am all caught up.

Co-worker: Did you see you the tender scene where Terry consoles Lafayette and tells him to picture a "golden ball of warmth and saftey"?

Shamon: Yeah totally. I'm all: "Affirmative!" "Yes, please."

Impromptu Song-Off

Death metal always prevails...

Don't Look At Me

Happy 4th of July!

From the Urban Dictionary...

June 26: cha mon
A more animated way of proclaiming "c'mon" or "come on."
While playing poker and you need a high card: "I need this. Cha mon ACE!"

urbandictionary.com

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

Deflate. Shamon.

10-Key Dazzlers

"What?? I'm just trying to do my work."

Tropical Fantasy Jealousy

ARTHUR

There are endless great quotes in this movie.

What's your favorite one?

Word Obsession of the Week

We dare you to get this haircut!

This is what's on the table if you get this haircut, Shamon:
$200 + Lunch for 4 + a JITTERBUG PHONE!!!

Jealous?

A job well done

Tandem Parking

Co-worker: Can we switch cars?

Shamon: Yeah, but can I go to the bathroom first though?

Co-worker: No! Just kidding.

Shamon: It's ok. I'll just pull over on PCH. It's all martyr-world.

Spanish Translation

Co-worker: How do you say the command "You go!" in Spanish?

Shamon: I believe in turn of the century Spanish it's "SHAMON!"