Colin vs. Shamon

Colin: What was it that I said yesterday that could have been a Colinism for the site?

Shamon: I don't know; I don't even remember this morning.

Colin: It's my goal to get 5 Colinisms on there, then I'll colonize the site!

It's Set To Ventucky

What? Jealous?

Booooze

Shamon: They always have strong drinks there.

Co-worker: Where?

Shamon: You know, the Elks Lodge or the Moose Lodge. It's full hammer time.

Funsour Seeds Part 2

Co-worker: Wow, you went through that bag of sunflower seeds pretty quick.

Shamon: Yeah, it's all chipmunk fantasy.

Alfa World

On the phone with Collie Dog: "Your front head light is out. If you were behind me on the PCH, I'd give you the big THIS."

Funsour Seeds

Shamon: You know what the good thing is about funsour seeds [aka sunflower seeds]?

Co-worker: Hmm?

Shamon: Some of them taste like steak.

The Loo

Shamon: "It smells like Bubbles' cage; it's been a long day"

Co-worker: "Long day, huh?"

Shamon: "No, the bathroom has had a long day."

An oldie but goodie

"I have a good memory; it's just short."

Beer

Co-worker: Did you get beer?

Shamon: What?

Co-worker: Oh, it looked like you were drinking beer.

Shamon: No, it's too close to driving time.

Snuggie!

"The 405 is the devil!"

Bra Purse

Co-worker: "Here's your $5 from before."

Shamon takes the $5 bill, and puts it in her bra purse, as she states "It's all PROSTIE-style."

Holiday Ribbons

Co-worker: "You look like a war vet."

Shamon: "I am. The war of the 80's."

What?