Happy Halloween!

"Lady Gee-Gee"

Shamon's NEW alter-ego!

Shamon Show Approved

"Total 70's Fantasizer Album"

This Is It

Tonight at the Landmark!

Poo Chips

Co-worker: Do you remember those fat free chips that had that weird oil in them?

Shamon: You mean, Olestra?

Co-worker: Yeah! It just gave everyone diarrhea.

Shamon: And remember the inappropriate commercial for it, with those guys floating down the river in inner-tubes?

Co-worker: No, I don't remember that commercial.

Shamon: Man, that idea was short-lived. Everybody just rejected it. Literally and figuratively.

Gee-Gee World

Shamon Show Approved

Affirmative!

Ode to Theo

Mud lines, oh Mud lines
So hard to acclimate
Mud lines, oh dear sweet Mud lines
per chance your house will fall down
but not if dear sweet farrier would be to
attach Peterbilt Mudflappen to your legs
to hold you steady and sure through
natures disastrous torrents.
Dear Sweet All Natural Disasters Fire/Mud lines.

- KT

Major League Baseball

Colin: Did you watch the Dodger game last night?

Kat: No, what happened?

Colin: It was apparently the longest nine-inning game in play-off history.

Kat: The Dodgers are in the play-offs?

Colin: Yeah, and so are the Angels. It might be a freeway series.

Kat: Oh.

Colin: You don't know that the Dodgers are in the play-offs, but you know what Chelsea [FC] had for breakfast?!!!

iPhone Emergency Radio App

Co-worker: Hey, iPhone has as an app called "Emergency Radio" where you can listen to 900 live police, fire, EMS and other emergency frequencies right on your iPhone.

Shamon: You're trying to rock my world.

Alison Arngrim's Tour of Los Angeles

"My tour is waaaay better than hers.
Anyway, Nellie Oleson is all played and double retro 70's & 90's"

Punch-Head Message

Please listen carefully.

Pepper Spray

"I bought pepper spray from the police supply store for when I went bike riding around Lake Hollywood; in case a mountain lion attacked. It was all false sense of delusional security. HEY KITTY!"

Redacted Instructions