Snuggie!

"The 405 is the devil!"

Bra Purse

Co-worker: "Here's your $5 from before."

Shamon takes the $5 bill, and puts it in her bra purse, as she states "It's all PROSTIE-style."

Holiday Ribbons

Co-worker: "You look like a war vet."

Shamon: "I am. The war of the 80's."

What?

Cloud Nine

A Tease

Co-worker: You know, I'm just teasing you.

Shamon: Oh, I know. I love it when you tease me.

Shamon: I also love it when you call me Big Poppa!

Happy Halloween!

"Lady Gee-Gee"

Shamon's NEW alter-ego!

Shamon Show Approved

"Total 70's Fantasizer Album"

This Is It

Tonight at the Landmark!

Poo Chips

Co-worker: Do you remember those fat free chips that had that weird oil in them?

Shamon: You mean, Olestra?

Co-worker: Yeah! It just gave everyone diarrhea.

Shamon: And remember the inappropriate commercial for it, with those guys floating down the river in inner-tubes?

Co-worker: No, I don't remember that commercial.

Shamon: Man, that idea was short-lived. Everybody just rejected it. Literally and figuratively.

Gee-Gee World

Shamon Show Approved

Affirmative!

Ode to Theo

Mud lines, oh Mud lines
So hard to acclimate
Mud lines, oh dear sweet Mud lines
per chance your house will fall down
but not if dear sweet farrier would be to
attach Peterbilt Mudflappen to your legs
to hold you steady and sure through
natures disastrous torrents.
Dear Sweet All Natural Disasters Fire/Mud lines.

- KT