An oldie but goodie

"I have a good memory; it's just short."

Beer

Co-worker: Did you get beer?

Shamon: What?

Co-worker: Oh, it looked like you were drinking beer.

Shamon: No, it's too close to driving time.

Snuggie!

"The 405 is the devil!"

Bra Purse

Co-worker: "Here's your $5 from before."

Shamon takes the $5 bill, and puts it in her bra purse, as she states "It's all PROSTIE-style."

Holiday Ribbons

Co-worker: "You look like a war vet."

Shamon: "I am. The war of the 80's."

What?

Cloud Nine

A Tease

Co-worker: You know, I'm just teasing you.

Shamon: Oh, I know. I love it when you tease me.

Shamon: I also love it when you call me Big Poppa!

Happy Halloween!

"Lady Gee-Gee"

Shamon's NEW alter-ego!

Shamon Show Approved

"Total 70's Fantasizer Album"

This Is It

Tonight at the Landmark!

Poo Chips

Co-worker: Do you remember those fat free chips that had that weird oil in them?

Shamon: You mean, Olestra?

Co-worker: Yeah! It just gave everyone diarrhea.

Shamon: And remember the inappropriate commercial for it, with those guys floating down the river in inner-tubes?

Co-worker: No, I don't remember that commercial.

Shamon: Man, that idea was short-lived. Everybody just rejected it. Literally and figuratively.

Gee-Gee World