La-di-dah

Scoring toilet seat covers

"Now we're back on the safety train!"

Hooker Blues

"John Lee Hooker is giving me gas!"

The Tweekend

Co-worker: "Have a good weekend, Colin."

Colin: "I will. And, don't tell me what to do!"

Hoarding

Colin: "Does any one have folders for the meeting?"

Co-worker: "Yeah, I do."

Colin: "Thank God someone's a hoarder."

Release The Kraken!

Curry Lunch Buffet

1) "When it comes to curry, I don't wait for anybody!"

2) "Hi, my name is Colin, do you have a 2-car garage?"

Whuck??

Funsour Seeds Part 3

There are sunflower seeds in my phone.

Craig & Joey

Bananas

Co-worker: Do you want a vrot banana?

Colin: Oh sure. My tolerance for vrotness is way beyond anything you Americans can handle.

Colin vs. Shamon

Colin: What was it that I said yesterday that could have been a Colinism for the site?

Shamon: I don't know; I don't even remember this morning.

Colin: It's my goal to get 5 Colinisms on there, then I'll colonize the site!

It's Set To Ventucky

What? Jealous?