Uh-ohhh!

Co-worker: It's so cold in the bathroom.

Shamon: Are you trying to set-up a meeting in the Ladies room?

Anyone for tennis?

Shamon: Do you have any tennis balls?

Co-worker: Yeah.

Shamon: Can I have one to sit on? My back is killing me.

Co-worker: Sure.

Shamon: Are you sure you don't mind?

Co-worker: Yeah, I mean, you can keep it. I don't want it back.

Shamon: Ahhh...I'm so offended. I zorry; I'll replace it.

Sugar rush

Co-worker: Mmm...M&M's!

Shamon: Yeah, but you wouldn't like them 'cause I got them from the filth tunnel.

Mobile Time Capsule

"Shut up. Whatever. I know Toto. So, there."

Sugar & Spice

"I don't like the coffee sweet, and I like the curry spicy. So, back-off, you guys."

Cinco de Mayo aka Stinko de Lick-rig

"Sometimes when you guys aren't paying attention to me, I pour water down my neck."

How The West Was Worn...by Michael Jackson

"This is pre-moon-walk."


Installation at the Autry

He Works Hard For The Money

"It's tough working 2 jobs, supporting 6 cars."

Cowbell vs. Hotel bell

"Colie dolly vs. ringy dingy"

True Blood

"I'm starting to liven up here. The sun's going down...it's all vampyre world."

Gumby All Liquorfied

The Adventures Of Shamon

"I gotta put my shoes back on...like a normal person does...at work. I'm not down here by the river like Huckleberry Finn."

Boooooze

1) Co-worker: I had a bad experience with gin once.

Shamon: Yeah, sometimes I go off it too. But, you've got to get back up on the horse! [Rings bell!]


2) "I can't do brown alcohol. Bourbon, whiskey, scotch; uh-uh. I got in trouble once...like life-altering trouble...Just kidding...Sort of."







3) Co-worker: So, what's the philosophy with the globe bar; the rules?

Shamon: Mine is don't get me started.