My Hero

Co-worker: You're an AG [ass-gasket] hero!

KT: Rest assured, I am.

Sigalert

"I have to look at Snag-alert. Well, that's what it is. Snagalert.com"

Walk-about

Shamon: I think I'm going to take a walk around the block...Not to be confused with rocking around the clock.

Co-worker: Or been around the block.

Shamon: Yeah, or New Kids On The Block!

June birthdays

Co-Worker: How do they say Happy Birthday in South Africa?

Colin: Well, in Afrikaans, it's gelukkige verjaarsdag [pronounced kha-lukkikh-farr-yaars-daakh].

Shamon: I thought she was married to Harrison Ford.

Hip to be...

Shamon: That's so L7.

Colin: What?

Shamon: That's so square.

Colin: Oh my gawd. That's pathetic.

Colie's Choice

"I don't know what's worse. Double black scotch or the new Radiohead album!"

Uh-ohhh!

Co-worker: It's so cold in the bathroom.

Shamon: Are you trying to set-up a meeting in the Ladies room?

Anyone for tennis?

Shamon: Do you have any tennis balls?

Co-worker: Yeah.

Shamon: Can I have one to sit on? My back is killing me.

Co-worker: Sure.

Shamon: Are you sure you don't mind?

Co-worker: Yeah, I mean, you can keep it. I don't want it back.

Shamon: Ahhh...I'm so offended. I zorry; I'll replace it.

Sugar rush

Co-worker: Mmm...M&M's!

Shamon: Yeah, but you wouldn't like them 'cause I got them from the filth tunnel.

Mobile Time Capsule

"Shut up. Whatever. I know Toto. So, there."

Sugar & Spice

"I don't like the coffee sweet, and I like the curry spicy. So, back-off, you guys."

Cinco de Mayo aka Stinko de Lick-rig

"Sometimes when you guys aren't paying attention to me, I pour water down my neck."

How The West Was Worn...by Michael Jackson

"This is pre-moon-walk."


Installation at the Autry