#16

Co-worker: This pick-up truck with a TV in the back didn't clear the covered parking lot entrance, and the box with the TV in it got lodged against the ceiling and completely cracked the TV.

Colie: That's a major vrot banana, eh?

Shamon: What? You want a banana?

Colie: No, that's my new term for a situation like that. That's Colinism #16.