Reality Show Casting

Co-worker #1: Oh man. They're casting for Millionaire Matchmaker at South this Thursday.

Shamon: Wait, which show is that?

Co-worker #2: You know the one with the ugly lady.

Shamon: Well, that narrows it down. You mean, Joan Rivers.

Co-worker #2: She's heading that way.

Shamon: Oh! I know which one. She's the one that looks like Punky Brewster. First, I was thinking of Who Wants To Be A Whatever.