Tear-jerkers

Co-worker #1: I watched Terms of Endearment last night, and I was totally balling [correction: bawling]. It always gets me.

Co-worker #2: What was the name of its sequel?

Shamon: Uhh, Twilight.

Co-worker #2: That's the teen vampire movie.

Shamon: Or Summer Moon or something. Whatever. It wasn't very good.