Shorty Got Low

KT: My sister was singing some song about apple-bottom jeans and boots with fur...

Co-worker: Yeah, that's "Shorty Got Low" by Nelly. He has that jean company called Apple Bottom or something.

KT: I'm clueless.

Co-worker: Google it.

Co-worker: Oh, it's by Flo Rida and T-Pain. It's like a stripper song.

KT: Ahhhh, that's why I like it.

Cashews vs. Peanuts

"If you can't have the nuts you want, love the nuts you're with!"

The Garage

"I'm going to buy the hair gel today 'cause it's pay-day."

$OCD

Co-worker: I'm all paranoid now. I don't want to touch money.

KT: You should eat it. It's gross. Put a nickel in your mouth. It's all BARFGHHH!

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

CR: Wouldn't a normal person say, "I'm going to the X games."? Not just "I'm leaving early at 2:30."

KT: Well, you didn't ask. The less info the better. Don't ask; don't tell.

It's always something

"Oh my gawd; I left my wallet. It's always something. I need a man purse."

Zatch Gassifinasky

Co-worker: You have to read this Zach Galifianakis article. It's so funny.

KT: I will. I'll take it home tonight. I'll put it in my chuckle bucket.

Post-carmageddon

"I'm changing it to caramel-geddon 'cause it was so sweet."

Carmageddon

1) "I call it demo-lick-a."

2) "I'm going to volunteer with Cal Trans this weekend...I already have a helmet."

Patch Adams

"My doctor's really smart 'cause he's all sunburned. Like a circus clown."

My Hero

Co-worker: You're an AG [ass-gasket] hero!

KT: Rest assured, I am.

Sigalert

"I have to look at Snag-alert. Well, that's what it is. Snagalert.com"

Walk-about

Shamon: I think I'm going to take a walk around the block...Not to be confused with rocking around the clock.

Co-worker: Or been around the block.

Shamon: Yeah, or New Kids On The Block!

June birthdays

Co-Worker: How do they say Happy Birthday in South Africa?

Colin: Well, in Afrikaans, it's gelukkige verjaarsdag [pronounced kha-lukkikh-farr-yaars-daakh].

Shamon: I thought she was married to Harrison Ford.