Stress relief

"Well, maybe my Mrs. Garrett hair-DON'T will cheer you up."

Funyuns Time!

Turn up the volume!

Playa Vista

By the way, I've decided that Playa [ply-ya] Vista is now Playa [play-ya] Vista, and I'm going to live there because I'm a Playa [play-ya].

Fancy Shoe Friday

Co-worker: Where are your high-heeled tennies?

Shamon: Oh, my back wouldn't be able to take them. Those are for a 17-year-old...or a tranny.

More cowbell!

Curry Colinisms

1) If you can't get a curry, the arrabiata is the next best thing.

2) The curry smelled so good...I almost beat her up to steal it from her.