Mango

Shamon: This is the best part.

Co-worker: It looks like an iguana.

Shamon: It doesn't taste like one.

Too Many...

"Too many clients on the dance floor!"

Sung to the tune of:

Father Knows Best

Do you think Adam's kids call him "Dadam"?

Randoms

1) K is kinkier than C

2) Hell to Uh-uh

3) Karanoid

4) For all your English to Afrikaans translation needs, check out these links:

- Google Translate
- The Slangtionary

Enrique

Co-worker #1: You know that new Enrique Iglesias song?

Co-worker #2: Yeah, it's lame.

Co-worker #1: I thought it was a girl singing it for the longest time until somebody told me it was him.

Shamon: Yeah, somebody told you that when you bought it!