Monday, March 9, 2009

Snack-time

Co-worker: "Enjoy your soup."

Shamon: "I will. I have some sweet tobasco in my purse too. Never leave home without it."

Friday, March 6, 2009

Drool

Co-worker: "My poor old cat is really sick. She can't close her mouth, so she drools a lot."

Shamon: "Been there. I think it was one weekend in San Francisco in 1994."

Monday, March 2, 2009

The Dentist

"My dentist gave me black dental floss. Jealous?"