Wednesday, August 10, 2011

$OCD

Co-worker: I'm all paranoid now. I don't want to touch money.

KT: You should eat it. It's gross. Put a nickel in your mouth. It's all BARFGHHH!

Monday, August 1, 2011

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

CR: Wouldn't a normal person say, "I'm going to the X games."? Not just "I'm leaving early at 2:30."

KT: Well, you didn't ask. The less info the better. Don't ask; don't tell.