It's Business Time!

Double down!

"Does it come with a free pacemaker?"

Fancy Pants

Co-worker: "I like your sassy, Frankenstein pants"

Shamon: "I'm all disco apocalypse. I got a right to party too."

Easy!

1) “I don’t know what this stuff is, but I put it on my face!”

2) “This isn’t really a filter, you know? It’s more of a funnel.”

Classic

Co-worker: "Hey, what's happening?"

Shamon: "I am."

Two In A Row

1) Shamon: "I just chewed asprin, gross, bluh!"

2) Co-worker: "Anyone interested in Chinese?"
Shamon: "In what capacity?"