Snuggie!

"The 405 is the devil!"

Bra Purse

Co-worker: "Here's your $5 from before."

Shamon takes the $5 bill, and puts it in her bra purse, as she states "It's all PROSTIE-style."

Holiday Ribbons

Co-worker: "You look like a war vet."

Shamon: "I am. The war of the 80's."

What?