Poo Chips

Co-worker: Do you remember those fat free chips that had that weird oil in them?

Shamon: You mean, Olestra?

Co-worker: Yeah! It just gave everyone diarrhea.

Shamon: And remember the inappropriate commercial for it, with those guys floating down the river in inner-tubes?

Co-worker: No, I don't remember that commercial.

Shamon: Man, that idea was short-lived. Everybody just rejected it. Literally and figuratively.