Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Anyone for tennis?

Shamon: Do you have any tennis balls?

Co-worker: Yeah.

Shamon: Can I have one to sit on? My back is killing me.

Co-worker: Sure.

Shamon: Are you sure you don't mind?

Co-worker: Yeah, I mean, you can keep it. I don't want it back.

Shamon: Ahhh...I'm so offended. I zorry; I'll replace it.

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